Look, here's a video full of jump cuts and lots of unnecessary piss-poor special effects to make up for it!
And in case you missed it, here's the trailer for the latest film incarnation of The Great Gatsby.
It's bigger because it's way better than the video I made.
Please tell me things about The Great Gatsby that I should be aware of, but remember that people who engage in the act of spilling spoilers will be hung from the ceiling by their fingernails. (Yes, I will be watching the Crash Course videos on the subject. Don't rush me, okay?!)